Cleavage Peep Hole

So the dress code at my work says I have to wear collared shirts. Some lazy people just wear polos (seriously?) but I try to look a little nicer and wear dress shirts. But I have this awful problem. I’m actually not trying to brag or be conceded because this is an actual problem. But the shirts I buy seem to be so tight around the boobs that the space between the buttons pops out and there’s a big hole. The “cleavage peep hole” – not so professional looking for the workplace. I have a medium chest, so I can only imagine that it gets worse for some ladies. Most of the shirts I have, I need to wear a safety pin to keep the shirt from busting open at the boobs. I can’t be the only one with this problem, right? It’s like come on, the people who design these clothes MUST be women, and they must be smart women, so why don’t they add extra fabric? I mean most jeans you buy add extra space at the waist for hips, so why not add a little space for boobs? Maybe the shirts I’m buying are way too cheap, but there could also be an opportunity here to make professional, cheap, women’s dress shirts that allow for some chest.

Hairdressers

In the last couple months, I’ve got a lot of hair chopped off, which is not at all what I wanted. Why is it that hairdressers never give you what you ask for? Is it really not possible? Maybe I’m just too demanding? Whenever I go in to get my hair done, I feel like I don’t ask a lot. A little lighter there, a little shorter here. But I always manage to walk out with something drastically different than when I walked in. Something inexplicable happens when you’re sitting in that chair…

I think part of the problem is that hairdressers don’t listen. Well, to be more fair, humans don’t listen. We have a tendency to talk about ourselves and think about ourselves and not put a lot of effort into understand another human. But obviously this is a trait we can work on. Listening. If hairdressers listened to what their client is asking for, I think we could have a pretty simple solution here. The thing is that hairdressers tend to do what they think looks good. But you yourself have a specific idea of what you┬áthink looks good on you. And your hairdresser needs to understand what that is! Alright ladies, next time you’re in the chair, make sure your hairdresser knows what you want to see yourself look like, before any snipping or coloring happens!